Hold on to your pirate hat, these puns are so bad your class will make you walk the plank:
- How do pirates know that they are pirates? They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!!!
- How do pirates make phone calls? On their Aye Phones
- Pirates are very healthy as they get a lot of vitamin sea.
- What do you call a pirate ship shivering at the bottom of the sea? A nervous wreck.
- What did the pirate say when he became an octogenarian? Aye matey years old
- How did the pirate find out he needed glasses? He went for an aye test.
- What’s a pirate’s favourite type of music? Rum and Bass.
- What did the pirate say when his leg got stuck in the freezer? Shiver me timbers.
- Why did nobody want to play cards with the pirate? Because he was standing on the deck.
- How do pirates communicate with each other? Aye to aye.